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the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.


omfg dat ass grab yo

the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo

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officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

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meloetta:

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

update: my friends have begun saying this to me as a joke now whenever i leave and i regret this entirely

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neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

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seemenowlovemelater:

this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

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patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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"Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do."

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m sober and I miss domino’s

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m sober and I miss domino’s

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avggie:

OMG I’VE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS GIF TO COME BACK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

avggie:

OMG I’VE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS GIF TO COME BACK. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

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adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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